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until 3 a.m. and eropen at 10 a.m. Yes, kids, even the pool needs to rest so they can avoid the typlical harsh chemicals often used to balance the pH and other goodies, so please respect these hours an cooperate if you are asked to leave pool area by our security staff or hotel staff. P.S. Your room key is needed to access the pool area.
Rule #5: Drinking Rule: You must be 21 year of age in Iowa to imbibe in alcoholic beverages (from any galacy) so please be prepared to provide picture ID that states your birthdate (prior to 22 April 1973). Bartenders on duty may also ask for said ID, so please be prepared. We may love you rsweet little baby face, but we gotta see some ID!
Rule #6: The Smoking Rule: All areas of the convention space are smoke-free with the exception fo the "smoking room", a specially designated area of the ConSuite. Yes, smokers have rights too but, as a matter of courtesy, we have contained those rights for the weekend (at least physically).
Rule #7: The Required Sill Rule: Do not ask the hotel personnel what their plans are in the event of a national emergency, or you may be left to the mercy of ConCom member Les Roth.
Rule #8: The Complaints Rule: Please bring any and all problems concerning the convention or the hotel (except problems with your personal room) to the attention of a DemiCon staff member first. We have a good working relationship with the HoJo staff and can probably resolve the issue with a minimum of fuss.
Rule #9: The Final Rule: Go forth and enjoy!
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